who is she????
Pudding "Rabies" Beast
she.../her...
these issues began when puddingcat showed up at our house after being brought home from "hiking trail", where she allegedly was "found". this is weird, because she did not have a microchip anywhere in her body, something that pepsicat and chowdercat and sircat DO have. but there is only one other cat that lived with us who did not have a microchip....... and that cat ALLEGEDLY "passed away" all of a sudden just a few weeks before puddingcat showed up...... but i am getting ahead of my pepsi self. see, this cat was called "rabies beast" when she first arrived. but the mystery does not end there. rabies beast in fact did NOT have rabies, and a thorough investigation conducted on her past showed that she was "quite mean" and "very feral" so she was released into the wild. HOWEVER, this just expands the web of lies that this kittycat hides behind, because it turns out she was NOT mean and very kind and loving to everyone.... similar to ANOTHER cat??
i have reason to believe that pudding is NOT who she seems to be...... and i have many proof to show for it.
is pudding...... BABY CAT?!??
this brings up to the first theory, which is that pudding is NOT pudding, but instead baby cat old lady cat glade, inhabiting a new skin so that she may hide from her past crimes. pepsicat has many proves to proof this.NUMBER ONE - the thingy cat is a girl cat. there has only ever been one girl cat in the world. is it such a coincidence that the girl cat was gladce ?
B - "glade" and "rabies" both hate meepsie. I, pepsi cat, have rectified this pepsi mistake by bullying the pudding cat at every possibitily
• this kitty has LIDE on her resume, as her original name was "Poods". this is a very stupid name and it is no wonder she changed her name to pudding. but perhaps she was running away from a previous identity? a previous identity known as BABY?
NUMBER 4 - i forgot i was doing numbers, because i was SOSOSOSO distracted when I realized the rabies beast has SHED her collar from when she first came here. where could it be? was she perhaps TOO suspicious with a pink collar that was pink like glade's PINK collar?
#6 - the pudding LOOOVES to escape the house as much as possible. she will escape if you open door too long. she will escape if the catio has a little tiny hole only she can fit in. she will escape leash on walk. but CURIOUSLY, she is PLAYFUL when she escape. she runs around very fast. but the facade all falls apart if you ignore her and do not chase her. she is INCONSISTENT, because she act like she want to escape when in her pudding reality, she get scared and will sit on the porch if you ignore her. this means she has an agenda, and that's quite bad.
NUMBER SEVEN - please consider pepsi's secret photos below from a famous and world renowned private investigator. i think you will see the light VERY quickly.
threatening
eggyhead
looking (and plotting??)
seasonal sweater
LIED on resume about tools knowledge
surveying (secret camera in eyes????!?!)
the SAME cat? i don't think so!
bug eyes (TOO large)
tongue OUT (overcompensating)
a PEPSI SURPRISE, there is more to the pudding mystery. the most scary and frightening part of this mystery is that pudding knows about something called FAIR and NOT FAIR. me, (pepsicat), is fine with all play because it is all good. but that is not good enough for this lady. she "apparently" HATES when she is on tower and it is not fair. what is not fair? first, you must know what is fair. playing with the ding with raw hands is FAIR. it does not matter how many hands play with her, she could play with 38 hands and it would be FAIR. but what is NOT FAIR is to cover your hands with anything. if you do this she will SCREAM and BITE and RUN AWAY and stop pl;aying?? it is also NOT FAIR to poke her with a toy instead of your hands, as this will make her very. VERY mad. watch out, and Beware.