who is she????
Pudding "Rabies" Beast
she?/her?
these issues began when puddingcat showed up at our house after being brought home from "hiking trail", where she allegedly was "found". this is weird, because she did not have a microchip anywhere in her body, something that pepsicat and chowdercat and sircat DO have. but there is only one other cat that lived with us who did not have a microchip....... and that cat ALLEGEDLY "passed away" all of a sudden just a few weeks before puddingcat showed up...... but i am getting ahead of my pepsi self. see, this cat was called "rabies beast" when she first arrived. but the mystery does not end there. rabies beast in fact did NOT have rabies, and a thorough investigation conducted on her past showed that she was "quite mean" and "very feral" so she was released into the wild. HOWEVER, this just expands the web of lies that this kittycat hides behind, because it turns out she was NOT mean and very kind and loving to everyone.... similar to ANOTHER cat??
i have reason to believe that pudding is NOT who she seems to be...... and i have many proof to show for it.
is pudding...... BABY CAT?!??
this brings up to the first theory, which is that pudding is NOT pudding, but instead baby cat old lady cat glade, inhabiting a new skin so that she may hide from her past crimes
threatening
eggyhead
looking (and plotting??)
seasonal sweater
LIED on resume about tools knowledge
surveying (secret camera in eyes????!?!)
the SAME cat? i don't think so!
eyes
protection